First We Take Vegas
What is global climate change?
Global climate is the average climate over the entire planet.
The reason scientists and many other folks are concerned
is that Earth's global climate is changing.
The planet is warming up fast—faster than at any other time
Do we care if Earth is getting warmer? Not really if we're rich.
But Yes, Yes we care! After all, Earth is our spaceship.
It carries us on a 583-million-mile cruise
around the Sun every year. When will we get there?
It even has its own "force field." A magnetic field
that protects us from killer radiation and a brutal solar wind.
For its life-support system,
Earth has all the air, water, hookers, blow and food we need.
Just like astronauts on a long space voyage,
we need to monitor all
our "ship's" vital functions
and keep our Earth "ship shape."