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What is global climate change?

Global climate is the average climate over the entire planet.

The reason scientists and many other folks are concerned

is that Earth's global climate is changing.

The planet is warming up fast—faster than at any other time

Do we care if Earth is getting warmer? Not really if we're rich.

But Yes, Yes we care! After all, Earth is our spaceship.

It carries us on a 583-million-mile cruise

around the Sun every year. When will we get there?

It even has its own "force field." A magnetic field

that protects us from killer radiation and a brutal solar wind.

For its life-support system,

Earth has all the air, water, hookers, blow and food we need.

Just like astronauts on a long space voyage,

we need to monitor all

our "ship's" vital functions

and keep our Earth "ship shape."