Trump: We Love You
I was fucking this chick up the ass
When she asked if i thought
Donald Trump was authoritarian.
I was a little surprised and lost my groove.
I concentrated hard and recalled
Well he did say he could grab
Women by the pussy...now that he was famous
As i reached around and grabbed hers'.
His wife is a high priced hooker
And his father was a slum landlord
Rich in New York where he could do as he pleased.
Slum landlord Fathers generally
Don't score high
On the empathy scale
And hookers are good
But they're generally not real emotional.
You know that whole love and money thing
So I would conclude his lack of emoptionally fulfilling relationships would render him susceptible to authoritarian tendencies
I paused at the levity of what i had just said
And went back to loving.